Ah, those flights were so exhausting!
How the fuck is that that people can legitimately complain about their long plane trips and various layovers?
When you are traveling, you are just sitting. You are not doing anything that is tiring, the whole point of a flight is that you should remain seated in one spot for hours!
And the layovers! They do demand an extraordinary cognitive effort! I mean you have to get through gates and navigate among air conned corridors and read various info panels.
And most of all, you have to fuckin walk! I mean some part of the way. Admit, that you rode the moving walkway! First time you saw it, you were like, naaah, I can walk! Jesus, they want us to stop walking, next thing they are gonna charge us for breathing air!
But then, second or third time around you convinced yourselves: OK, I can take the moving walkway, I better not be late for my flight!
Next time around it was obvious that you just want to shave off your airport transit time, so of course you took it. And there you are, standing on that stupid moving walkway, not even walking anymore, typing a facebook entry about how incredibly exhausting it is to travel for 27 hours non-stop, although the trip was awesome!
When you are traveling, you are just sitting. You are not doing anything that is tiring, the whole point of a flight is that you should remain seated in one spot for hours!
And the layovers! They do demand an extraordinary cognitive effort! I mean you have to get through gates and navigate among air conned corridors and read various info panels.
And most of all, you have to fuckin walk! I mean some part of the way. Admit, that you rode the moving walkway! First time you saw it, you were like, naaah, I can walk! Jesus, they want us to stop walking, next thing they are gonna charge us for breathing air!
But then, second or third time around you convinced yourselves: OK, I can take the moving walkway, I better not be late for my flight!
Next time around it was obvious that you just want to shave off your airport transit time, so of course you took it. And there you are, standing on that stupid moving walkway, not even walking anymore, typing a facebook entry about how incredibly exhausting it is to travel for 27 hours non-stop, although the trip was awesome!
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